This one blends playground swagger with ancient wisdom. The tee features printed text declaring:
“I bomb atomically, Socrates’ philosophies and hypotheses can’t define how I be droppin’ these mockeries.”
Beside it stands a cartoon philosopher, finger raised like he’s teaching a class or calling the next emcee to the stage.
It’s a playful mashup — hip-hop wordplay meets dusty-scroll energy — perfect for young minds who love rhythm, wit, and a little mischief. Clean lines and soft colors keep things kid-friendly, while the message hints that clever bars never go out of style.
Part of the Bars Collection, where rhyme, imagination, and curiosity all share the mic. Great for school days, music lessons, or sparking conversations about art, ideas, and why Socrates might’ve made a fire battle judge.