House Music Nutrition Facts — Main Stage Tee

Consider this your backstage rider for the soul. The House Music Nutrition Facts tee breaks down a proper club-ready track like a label on your favorite midnight snack:
125 BPM? Full dose.
Deep bassline? Maxed out.
Layered percussion, synth, and vocals? Served above the recommended daily value — because when you’re here to dance, moderation is a myth.

The print riffs on a classic nutrition panel, remixing it into a playful salute to warehouse nights, sunrise sets, and DJs who know when to drop a breakdown with surgical timing. It’s clean, bold, and built for anyone who treats music as sustenance.

Whether you’re locked in at the Main Stage, drifting through a late-night side-room, or mixing heat in your bedroom lab, this tee brings the same energy:
Best served mixed.

A shirt for beat lovers, rhythm addicts, and anyone who believes calories don’t count when you’re dancing.